Sooo..Top Ten Reasons Donald Trump Became President of the United States in the traditional ‘Late Night/Show’ style.
#9: Free international long distance to talk to his buddy ‘Putin.’
#8: The Interns.
#7: Using the Secret Service to pick up his dry cleaning.
#6: Plans to rename Washington D.C. ‘Trump-land.’
#5: Something to hold over people’s heads at his next high school reunion.
#4: Presidential Bath Towels.
#3: Melania needed something to go with her new white dress.
#2: Finally running something that has some longevity.
#1: And the number one reason Donald Trump became President of the United States is: Being able to grope women in the White House and blaming it on ‘Lincoln’s Ghost.’