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10: Any birthday ‘dinner’not on the McDonald’s value menu.
9: Asylum.
8: For any other man to jump out of her birthday cake.
7: Another ‘Russian Probe’ rather than shrunken American sausage.
6: Access to Michelle Obama’s ‘speech vault.’
5: A cure for Stockholm Syndrome.
4: Armor against those monthly ‘stomach rashes’ from sex.
3: Ruby Slippers.
2: Divorce.
And the number one thing Melania wanted for her birthday was:
“A stable penis.”
-Thomas Spychalski
😲😂 this one is seriously hilarious..good one Tom..
Cheers Raj…thank you. 🙂
thank you – I needed a laugh
Cheers, glad you enjoyed it! 🙂
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